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# Bridges weren't invented when Rembrandt was alive!
Duh.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)
# How did he paint this then?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# The bridge is a later interpolation
19th century, I think, from the Nice school.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# WITH A BRUSH, DUH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Brushes weren't invented when...............
Duh.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Rembrandt painted with his eyebrows
He had to spend half an hour each evening shampooing them with white spirit so that he'd be able to paint tomorrow. It used to bleach his pillows and drive his wife crazy (though maybe that was the fumes).

Truefax.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Didn't stop da vinci drawing tanks
or something *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Yeah but da Vinci was a genius
Also, he had all those neutrinos going back in time showing him what the future was like.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)