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# Slithering chthonically, the crepuscular miasma bubbling, hissing and wheezing beneath the foetid horror of my bulbous appengages, half-tentacle, half-unknown, unwelcome thing, that no witness, sane or otherwise, would ever speak of.
Y'mean that, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:04, archived)
# and how!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:04, archived)
# is that from jordan's exclusive magazine called 'Katie' that i saw in WHsmiths today?
www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/873476-katie-price-to-launch-katie-magazine-in-september
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:06, archived)
# Bah! You rumbled me.
OK, I plead guilty of being its Deputy Editor.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:09, archived)
# how dare you steal life stories from such a talented word-smith as Katie!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:13, archived)
# Hey, I'm just sat there with a notepad, jotting down my employer's words.
And tarting 'em up a bit for public consumption.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:17, archived)
# She's tarted up as far as she can go! I cannae tart nae more, cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:19, archived)
# the bairns! thae cannae take it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:20, archived)
# Fuck the bairns.
There's a commercial imperative here.

*is still waiting for his £50*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:27, archived)
# it's only money man
it's not like it can buy you love

or larger breasts
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:29, archived)
# Oh, I dunno.
£50 worth of doner meat, consumed over a month or so, might increase the size of my breasts considerably.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Or you could just stuff your bra with kebab meat.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:42, archived)
# It's not like I haven't tried.
But it's the stink, y'see. Everybody just seems to know, almost instinctively, that I'm a bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:48, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:13, archived)
# TOO MUCH FUCK!
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:14, archived)
# hang on...
I just realised something horrific about this image

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:14, archived)
# Be quick - im getting bored, and might be going to bed in about 10 mins...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:15, archived)
# with a simple modification to the head
it's a rear view image

with all the... appropriate arm placement horror
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:17, archived)
# GOATSARUUUUUUU DESU!
And with that wondrous thought, im off tae sleepyland. Nart clarts. See you in the morn for fleas and birthday vectors.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:20, archived)
# now there is an image, most horrifying
nnitenite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:21, archived)