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# Fucking shitty computers that don't work then work then don't then go AHAHAHA mlmlmlgmlgm and die


Destroy them ALL!

Yes, I'm having technical difficulties :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
# i wish my computer went "mlmlmlgmlgm" from time to time :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)
# mine does
when I type those letters in that sequence
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
# it's really pissing me off
it's not like it's that old

I have an ancient thing that you can plug anything into and it's "LOL, MORE CARDS" and it just happily sits there and does shit

this thing is like "LOL, IRQ, LOL, ACPI, LOL, POWERDOWN, LOL, IT'S RUNNING, LOL, CD NOT GOING TO BOOT, LOL, IT BOOTS, LOL, IT'S INSTALLED, LOL, NO OS, LOL HAHAHAHA" if I had a shotgun it'd be full of holes now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
# mine is randomly beeping at me today
And I can't open Acrobat if Bridge is open.
Helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# The other night mine got locked in a boot-reboot cycle
not even safe mode worked...after about an hour and a half I just switched it off, went and had a cup of tea while I called my mate who was after updates to his webpage, and then switched it back on again.

Then, of course, it worked a dream. Probably because I no longer had any urgent work to do on it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
# you sure you didnt buy a computer from those CSI guys?
does it have a mouse? If it doesnt have a mouse, and its bleeping, then yeah - its a CSI computer. Bit crap, but at least you can ENHANCE the contents of this post to see a reflection of me sitting here in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Let me just check that against my graphical database of b3ta users
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# *5 faces rapidly cycle on the screen with lots of beeping noises* - Yes! Found 2 matches!
One is dead, and the other one just happens to live next door *rushes to SWAT van*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Are you from the past?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
# i feel for you man, seriously
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# nothing can replace my broken computer
:(

oh well, time to replace the broken computer!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)