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# I'm not saying it's hot, but I just saw a goth take his coat off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I like this, as it gives me a healthy swelling in my loins...
Your drawing that is, not the idea of a naked goth!

EDIT: Although come to think of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Well I've had one or two in my time...
Goths, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Could have been swellings in your loins..
Nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Oh yeah, those too. And thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Only 1 or 2?
you're either 10 (or whatever age little boys get their first urges) or a girl and those swellings were not pleasant ones..

(you're welcome - I like your arts)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
# especially if it turns out to be lions in your wellies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)
# I prefer kit-kats
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# You're thinking of a Loin Bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# That's what the ladies call it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# No no...klit-kats!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Four-fingered?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# with a melty end
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# I prefer them Chunky ones
it's all about the Quality, not Quantity my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Definitely more satisfying
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# ...a day. XD It's not easy being full of testosterone.
I think I might make a start on some more after tea; hopefully then I'll actually feel like doing work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I saw a goth in a full length leather jacket...
I drove round the roundabout 5 times howling with laughter out of the window!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Fuck! In this weather?
He's probably passed out from heat exhaustion now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Jet black arse length hair too!
Honestly, I was howling laughing (and my laugh is loud)
He knew because he put his head down....
also had those shin high leather boots with the metal plates on!
he must be dead by now, it was the choice of 4 long roads to the next corner shop for water, and I can't see him sat in McDonnalds with a milkshake!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Psh, and I thought my idea of going out with black jeans was a bad idea.
I mean, I'm quite tolerable of heat, but even I'm finding it hard to work today. If that kid isn't mummified right now I'll be very surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Hey, I went out in black pants and a black shirt
(not through choice 90% of my clothing is black)
And I was dying, But at least I had air con in the car!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# you're laughing at goths
but 90% of your clothing is black?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Indeed.
Add up this does not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Hey i'm fat!
Black clothes are slimming........
I just look like a big fat head thats all!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
#
i wore my full length black leather coat out today and went around laughing at fat people in cars.
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Noice...
Also -

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# He should be careful not to forget his sunglasses.
He might combust. He wants to look as Horatio Cane as possible
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
# ^THIS!
And I hope we don't get that sodding Martin Clunes idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# ^this +12
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)
# can't remember if we've had a dinosaur challenge recently, but I've suggested this anyway:
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1373845
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Didn't know foxy peoples had the thumbs to hold onto a steering wheel
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Oh yeah, they just don't think it's important to point out.
Like why a cat can lick its own arsehole. Best just leave them to it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# i haven't spent the whole afternoon sunbathing
no, not me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
# I spent this afternoon wandering around the flea market, looking for cheap tat for a project.
The best I found was some shitty little ocarina thing that sounds like it's screaming when you try and play it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
# is it a blue one?
my mate got one off ebay, he loves it! he can't play it any more as it's ceramic and he chipped a lump off it, the fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Well I say ocarina, it's not the conventional Zelda-esque kind. It's a much smaller one.
A bit like this, but painted.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pendant4ocarina.gif

I need to replace my proper one though; it's got a crack in it so it sounds really whiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
# that looks like one of those egg things
you put in the fridge as some form of air freshener
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# But sounds less pleasant.
At least this one does. It pretty much has only one note.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# pfff
need to get myself another copy of ocarina of time for my trusty old gamecube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I think I've still got my N64 somewhere at home.
Next time I'm back there, I'll dig it out; plenty of good games on that old thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# playing mariokart double dash this morning
beat my best time on the 50cc special cup race :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Nicely :D Not played Double Dash in YEARS
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# a quick race in the morning
is the perfect way to kick-start your brain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# excellent
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I want a large truck thing with various weapons on it I could go on some kind of adventure and shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Like Pokemon and that Three Kings film combined.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)
# yeah
with space dinosaurs and robots and fucking airships and airship ninjas!

And like a bunch of hot princess chicks and that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Airship ninjas.
Not sure that's the wisest combination. All those pointy things.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# it's because they are so badass that their airships don't drop out of the sky in a fiery twisted hell of burning airship and burning ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# keep on truckin'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Fuck me to fucking fuckery, it is a tad fucking hot,
as you say.
There, just had to say that. Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Ooooh lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Nicely done X)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:06, archived)