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# I remember my initiation
I did a flash cartoon rendered to gif of a group of gangstas with sub-machine guns singing and dancing 'Lets put a cap in The Gap because their adverts are craps!' which was meant to be a light-hearted take upon the stupid all happy singy dancey Gap adverts. I Got roasted to fuck and didn't know what I had done wrong other than attack a Corporate Industry but it got the b3ta Nazis after my blood and I admit to flouncing a bit because I was so bewildered by it all.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:16, archived)
# filesize perhaps?
but that's all part of it if you ask me, corporal punishment is part of what makes this place great :D
If everyone doesn't get a slap or have a flounce once in a while this place would stop being b3ta.
It's all fun and games, with a weird dollop of self awareness training thrown in. I know I'm a better person for taking a few kickings from you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Oh Happy Toast I never exceed filesize
people would often ask me the secret of optimisation which I was always happy to share I even had a tutorial for it or direct people to Lemony's tutorial. No back then it was all 280px width and under 200k a target I was very strict about maintaining
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:28, archived)
# And this being the internet, the more you try to get out of things the deeper you dig your hole.
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Indeed I often wondered how I managed to dig a bigger hole the more
I defended myself. It was a little scary at times like you were singled out for punishment and you were going to get that punishment regardless and get even more if you struggled. b3ta troll rape it was all the rage in the day! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:34, archived)
# One of my first animations made it onto the front page.
So it was quite obvious that I was awesome and B3TA recognised that.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:27, archived)
# You are awesome
and you will be even more so when you have escaped that Japanese Dungeon
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:29, archived)
# luckily we keep doing stuff like this so your head doesn't swell too far rendering your hats useless

Too mean? here, have some material to cheer yourself up



;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:33, archived)
# DON'T MISUNDERSTAND ME!
*cuts finger*
*deletes Squits*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:34, archived)
# hahaha


i really should do more of these


edit: also, that squirrel is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:00, archived)