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# what's wrong with her?
just lazy by the looks of it
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# It's hard to see because of the angle
But she only has one (huge) breast. It's socially debilitating.

Thanks to Stannah she can descend the stairs with her secret in tact.
(CaptainMaak, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# and without jiggling
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# I wouldn't be so sure
It's a bumpy ride

(CaptainMaak, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# thats more like the 69 steps
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# She's got pins and needles.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Lay off
we moved in our house and it had a stair lift, we kept it and it is amazing for when I'm drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Aww :( I want one now!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# it's awesome
every house should have one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# I'll have a word with the landlord next time I see him.
Say it's 'new government regulations'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# just say youre a disablist
and that you also want one of those fancy walk-in baths or a wet room advertised by famous old people on TV.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# I could have the downstairs shower seen to as well, get it converted to a jacuzzi.
"Yeah uhh... I've got... eczema... a really bad kind. That can only be treated with a jacuzzi and vodka."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# and bikini clad asian babes
(but not if your name is michael ellis - he's not covered by the insurance policy)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Oh, of course :)
And I think the entirety of Japan want his blood now. He is the unforgiven one! *points finger*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# sod that
all i got was a shower and a bed bar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# I bet you wish it moved faster though, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Like the one in Gremlins?
Well... maybe not as fast as THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Simples...
Change engine to a V8. Set to Launch Mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# they should have done that in top gear when they did those experiments with a corvette engine
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Should be able to get a grant from the council for the conversion
I assume the chair lift has already been upgraded to include cupcan holders?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# yeah a little
I might have a tinker
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Except bungalows
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# some of those corridors can be quite long
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# get one of those airport / jetson style moving walkways
would be great for unloading your shopping into the kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Massive counting problems
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)