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# Actually
I am his photoshop bitch.

Thought this was as good a time as any to go public.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# So THAT'S why I'm not his bitch anymore. Bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# You just can't stop offending people, can you? :p
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Oh noooo I did it again, mum :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)
# No wonder Tom Watson MP won't forgive him either
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
# just looking for tom watson
he loves his pies
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# don't misunderstand Tom Watson MP
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Does he lack humanism?
According to the Daily Fail he didn't lack funding!



Oh wait, who am I meant to be taking the piss out of again.

Jesus, there's so many fucking walking parodies these days I don't know what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)
# is his how a discomeats person gives birth?
With incessant leg throbbing?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Very small groinal accordion
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)
# which one hastily beats with the fuck trumpet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# I would go to this concert.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Just avoid the drummer
his stick beats into everything
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Nooooo, not the parody paradox!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Parott Piled Parody Paradox Parity Party
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Let me get this straight...
A retired snooker player has gathered layers of self-referential imitative works in order to mock himself, and the sum of such imitations has led to a situation which defies logic... or at least each parody contradicts the premise for the other parodies. And this confounding situation has itself created changes in the symmetry of physical quantities under spatial inversion - and there's a big, fuck-off party about it? Am I invited?

apologies for how twattish the above sounds
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)
# hell yeah
bring a bottle

also, bring an empty bottle, incase the toilet breaks
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I'm gonna need something wider if it's a number two.
Have you re-dug the flowerbeds lately? Only, I could turn them over after I've been.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# nah it's ok
I'll just leave an anonymous tipoff to the police that there's a body buried under them.

Should have that hard soil fixed in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)