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# Every which way you can - 2011
Mentally ill people shouldn't be allowed pets.....

I know, I know it's a gorilla of some sort...

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# he turns into a pro wrestler and does an elbow drop on the last frame?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# NO,
He hadn't had enough time to smear the shit on the walls yet...

*edit*
Also if you have seen the movies, it's from where he is swinging from the light fitting... I can't remember why.... but he was.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# becoz his best friend is an orangutan
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# i have seen them, and i knew he was swinging from the light
its just the speech bubble placement makes him look like he's getting all hulkster on the RSPCA woman's ass
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I wouldn't mind doing that to her ass,
Think she works in Manchestor.... I may abuse a cat till I get a "home visit"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# as I recall, he was seducing his woman
just as the Orang was seducing his female utan, in some kind of cross-cut scene that showed they were so in synch they thought alike during the act of seduction.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# that's just gross
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# It was the 70s
things happened
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Things happened in the 70s?
Shirley not!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# woo!
but not for the choice of font
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# ^this
Ive already given him a shouting at for it today, but learned how to reset the zoom on firefox, which made it worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Yeah, taking that on board for the next one....
Need something slimmer and more readable.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Comic Sans is a good all purpose font
You can never go wrong there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Arial is the answer to all fontular problems.
Fuck Helevetica - Arial is the champ of all practical fonts!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Lucida / Lucida Console are my personal favorites
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# also,
SHO THMBZ PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# there you go


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(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Now lets hear no more about this.....


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(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# it's so perfect -- it looks fake


EDIT: works on sinister photoshopping plan involving tim's thumb
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)
# WHAT?
NOoooooooo

Your gonna make it ridiculously big aren't you?

WAIT! i'll post a picture of my penis, do it to that instead.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Is it based on that "Man who looks like a thumb" thing
that was doing the rounds three or four years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
# THAT gives me an idea -- thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
# I do have better ideas
Like Tim Thumb, the thumb-shaped obstetrician
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)
# That is my actual thumb....
And incase your wondering, It's the roast of Charlie Sheen on the telly box... IN HD!!! my god he looks old.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Actually, no. I was wondering more how you keep your skin so smooth and kissable
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)
# fairy liquid
it's a liquid for guys with girly fairy hands
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 1:56, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Not a gorrilla
It's one of the great apes, like a gorrilla is.

Simple rule, tail = monkey. No tail = ape. With a couple od exceptions, like the barbery ape, which is infact a monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# What if it has it's tail removed by a bare knuckle boxing mental pimp?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# so you are an ape
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# He likes:
bananas, monkey nuts and grapes.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# yes, like you a hairless ape
but not like those ones in borneo that they shave and get to perform sexual favors.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# I shave my shoulders, does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)