the chance that random drunk women will snog you on a night out
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:22,
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can't afford to go out
and the missus would rightly object
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:22,
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The chance that the missus will snog you on a night in..?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:25,
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she's sick of the sight of me
wandering around the place, complaining about how shit every aspect of the world is
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:26,
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laughing at the suffering of others?
it really cheers me up
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:26,
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I've already watched this weeks You've Been Framed
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:28,
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now you're just being difficult
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:30,
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You have a missus
That makes you rich beyond the dreams of avarice.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:45,
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