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# He didn't like my picture. This made me sad.
I think this emo strain's contagious, people.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# I'm trying to just shrug it off
One hell of a shit week has finished for another to begin.
Think drinking through it's the only way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# It hasn't been the best start to a week, must be said.
Should be an alright weekend though; heading back to Manchester to have a sort of early birthday night out thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Whereas I have a weekend full of work ahead.
Bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Sucks :( I've got to get this project done by this time next week, and it's just not going anywhere right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# I could trump you with my tales of woe
Seems I have the sadim touch at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I can't say I've put my sadim touch into practice as of late.
Unless you count yesterday, when I trolled a female friend trying to turn into a guy.

Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)
# I'm intrigued.
How is she 'trying to turn into a guy' ?
Also, please describe the trolling in lurid detail.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Hair cut short, drawing facial hair... I know some strange people.
Keeps claiming she has a dick, and says anyone who says otherwise is blocked on FB, like she expects us to roll with the fact she's completely fucking mental.

"But you haven't even got a dick" I said.

I didn't say it was exciting!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Drawing facial hair - brilliant.
Have you seen the episode of Beavis and Butthead where they cut bits of their hair off and stick it to their faces?
You should suggest she tries that.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Hahaha! Forgot about that :D
It really must hit home when a plan from Beavis and Butthead trumps one of your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
#
she might just keep one in the fridge for emergencies.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Uhhh...
*puts on chastity belt*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
#
Although she may have an inspired idea.
Before going through painful, irreversible surgery, try cheap, wash off alternatives and see if you like it first.
I mean, if you don't like the biro facial hair you just wash it off, hormone treatment may require more effort to back out of.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)
# She claims she's taking hormones, but if that were the case she'd have REAL facial hair by now.
She's all talk, I'm surprised she's made an effort this time round.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
#
you could always get her some of these
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Pink moustaches?
Sounds like a pet-name for something very different indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# I felt like shit yesterday
Sulked most of the day, complained about the world, put myself down, put everyone else down, went to the gym and thought it all sucked, did some work and thought it all sucked, cheered up a bit and then got in a blazing row with my flatmate.

Today it all seems really good. Swings and roundabouts.

(Plus I really like My Chemical Romance - or the first three albums, at least. The most recent one's shit.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Their first album's not as good as their first album.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Their first album
is about what happens when your town gets invaded by vampires. Since I'm a colossal nerd this appeals to me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# I've never really listened to them, just seen a bit of footage of them at some festival.
So I had no opinion either way about them. But an album about vampires sounds like it would suck.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)
# :)
I think most people would agree with you.

Also, their lead singer is an irritating cock.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)
# I can't say I've heard much of MCR recently.
Most of my shitty mood is derived from the fact that the project I'm currently working on is dull as dishwater. No motivation for it whatsoever. Might be alright after tutorial tomorrow, but I'd give it a 50/50 chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# I've got two projects to finish rapidly
and a job to apply for. This is why I'm sitting on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I could do with looking for a job, even though I'm tied down with uni work.
Might have a look once this project's done and dusted.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# I have a job but an opportunity's opened up that's far too good to miss
I've got maybe a 5% chance of getting the job, and perhaps less, but I've got 0% chance of getting it if I don't apply so shoot for the motherfucking moon, that's what I say.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Go for it; there's always a chance.
I guess the reason I haven't looked for one recently is my lack of motivation; last job I applied for was Wetherspoon's, they brought me in to work for a day then told me to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# How long have you got left?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Left for what?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# uni
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Oh right.
I've just started 2nd year, got a 3rd year to go yet.

People have said I should get a job, but others have said I shouldn't, what with the amount of uni work involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)
# if you've got enough money
sod getting a job
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Mm, just started an overdraft now.
Interest-free, like, but I feel bad with every penny I spend. Here's hoping I get enough money from my birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Careful you don't break it
or leave buttock-prints
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# the internet's tough
it can take it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)