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# i'm not drunk!
i'm in hospital tomorrow, so no drinking :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Fuck, that's scary. You should get drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)
# wish i could :(
having cameras up your bits is bound to be unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Just pretend the camera is Johnny Depp.
Or whichever actor is considered good looking these days, I dunno I'm not gay.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# i'm not really a follower of current trends
and i'll be under anaesthetic anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Just pretend the anaesthetic is Adrien Brody
And the surgeon is Brad Pitt.

Fuck me, this is gonna be one sexy operation.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)
# last time i was faced with a sexy doctor
i almost got thrown out of casualty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)
# I probably shouldn't say then...
but I am a very sexy doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)
# *Awaits proof*
Right, I'm off to the post box. Maybe back later.

Chance of me being back on b3ta within the hour: 56%
Chance of me eating fish tacos: 63%
Chance of me contemplating the futility of my existence: 97%
Chance of me getting more drunk: 99.99%
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)
# chance of me being jealous: 100%
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)
# I can always give you the fish taco recipe
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Here

Sexy and mysterious
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)
# with insanity
and a bad case of back boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# think i'd better go get some sleep.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Good luck tomorrow
just think all that probing will prepare you for any alien invasions.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Haha. Perverse aliens!
Best wishes to youuuu, Smash Monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Good night and good luck!!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# All the best for your op.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# good luck
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Ahahaha
That is exactly what I look like.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)
# I thought so I used image enhancement technology
"Zoom sector A 1, reflect, enhance, de-pixelate, add comedy paint brush effect... hmmmm... now we have the face of the murderer!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Is that the guy from that "Pssst want to earn money after school?" ad?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Too late to think about what you've done now, man.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# This made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# a good old traditional cockney bloodbath :D
Surprised nobody else did this :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)