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# I find pootling very therapeutic

Thanks goes to Jacqueline Howett, from whose 'I Love Corgis' image I stole a few 'c's.
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# haha clicks
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# Thanks :)
Yours makes me instantly hear the theme tune to those words
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# :)
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# I remember being really frustrated at not finding a font like that anywhere :S
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# :) I used to quite like penguins
but after all this time on b3ta (and two sodding penguin comps!) I'm getting quite fed up with them.
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# i've tried replying to this twice
what's going on?
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# You're clearly drunk.
Bad Smash Monkey
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# i'm not drunk!
i'm in hospital tomorrow, so no drinking :(
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# Fuck, that's scary. You should get drunk.
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# wish i could :(
having cameras up your bits is bound to be unpleasant
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# Just pretend the camera is Johnny Depp.
Or whichever actor is considered good looking these days, I dunno I'm not gay.
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# i'm not really a follower of current trends
and i'll be under anaesthetic anyway
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# Just pretend the anaesthetic is Adrien Brody
And the surgeon is Brad Pitt.

Fuck me, this is gonna be one sexy operation.
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# last time i was faced with a sexy doctor
i almost got thrown out of casualty
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# I probably shouldn't say then...
but I am a very sexy doctor.
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# heheheh
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# *Awaits proof*
Right, I'm off to the post box. Maybe back later.

Chance of me being back on b3ta within the hour: 56%
Chance of me eating fish tacos: 63%
Chance of me contemplating the futility of my existence: 97%
Chance of me getting more drunk: 99.99%
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# chance of me being jealous: 100%
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# I can always give you the fish taco recipe
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# Here

Sexy and mysterious
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# with insanity
and a bad case of back boobs
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# :D
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# hahaha!
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# think i'd better go get some sleep.
g'night all!
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# Good luck tomorrow
just think all that probing will prepare you for any alien invasions.
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# Haha. Perverse aliens!
Best wishes to youuuu, Smash Monkey!
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# Good night and good luck!!
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# All the best for your op.
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# good luck
:D
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# Ahahaha
That is exactly what I look like.
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# I thought so I used image enhancement technology
"Zoom sector A 1, reflect, enhance, de-pixelate, add comedy paint brush effect... hmmmm... now we have the face of the murderer!"
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# Is that the guy from that "Pssst want to earn money after school?" ad?
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# Too late to think about what you've done now, man.

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# This made me laugh.
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# a good old traditional cockney bloodbath :D
Surprised nobody else did this :)
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# Best for tomorrow, hope you're fasting
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# thanks :)
meant to be fasting from midnight, but i'll have something to eat about 8, then nothing else
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# If they're shoving something in your stomach
then I very strongly recommend against that. I had a scan once and was told on the information sheet that I could have a bowl of clear soup at about 6AM before the scan (which was meant to be up the jacksy; the stomach one was two weeks later). I got to the place and the doctor was horrified because he was going to do the stomach scan that day, and even though it was only clear soup he apparently took special care.

Even for anything else I'd suggest it's not a good idea, it can fuck you up under the anaesthetic. Allegedly. Probably just makes you feel a bit more sick.
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# i know it can make you a bit sick
but i've been under general anaesthetic about 17 times so far, so i'm pretty good at timing!
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#
Fair enough then :)
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# I never liked penguins that much.
The copious amount of penguin films, shows, etc have made me grow sick of the little bastards. XD
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# What about the magazine covers?
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# Aaargh, they're still horsey!!!
And I would have noticed that, if it hadn't been for the meddling bottle of gin.
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#
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# Ha ha ha ha! Brilliant! :D
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#
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# Who DOESN'T love arses?
To be honest, I surprised corpses isn't a bindun. I know someone did hearses...
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# Why do your magazines still have pictures of horses on the front?
Are they horses corpses?
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# Because
www.b3ta.com/board/10569717
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# arses are wonderful
there's nothing i like better than seeing an arse that makes me want to sink my teeth into it
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# *makes mental note never to pull a mooney at Smash Monkey*
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# ;)
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# Also, "passion for arse riding"
Hahaha
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# Where do I sign up for a subscription?
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# Click the thing in the top right that says "Subscribe to..."
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#
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# This wasn't even funny in my head, I just had to get it out


I might even do an annoying theme tune for it too
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# Haha - I like how you kept my Frankenstein's monster silhouette for the homepage icon
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# ah crap! oh well :) I never said I loved perfect editing
have the I love Minimalism.mp3
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# TOO MANY NOTES
Edit: How pathetic is it that I was actually hoping for an mp3 of you singing "I love minimalism..."?
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# FUCK
I'll do it again

reflidded
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# Brilliant! Now make the website
plz
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# I was hoping for a full orchestra with a nice vocal.
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#
♫ I love Minimalism ♪
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# this is too much
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#
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# agreement
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# hahahah
music by cannibal corpse
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