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# I got a blood clot in my lung back in August, put me on warfarin for the rest of my life.
Happy days :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:07, archived)
# Looking on the bright side, it'd make it fairly easy to commit suicide without actually seeming to.
Just stop taking the drugs, wait for the bloodclot, then vigorously pummel the clotted part 'til a piece of clot breaks off and blocks off yr heart.
Job's a good 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:13, archived)
# That's what I like to see, someone putting a positive spin on things.
Also, you could up your warfarin dose and bleed to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:19, archived)
# Hey guys
anyone know where I can score some walfarin?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)
# First, get yerself a nice blood clot. You could borrow one from an obliging female friend if you're diplomatic about it. The rest follows on from that.
Although I think consuming enormous quantities of garlic has a similar blood-thinning effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:30, archived)
# or aspirin
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:35, archived)
# Hm, I seem to have a shit old pearoast for every eventuality this evening
I seem to have a shit old pearoast for every eventuality this evening
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:54, archived)
# your local rat poisoner...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:10, archived)
# Hell yeah. Could get someone to film the ensuing wacky-yet-doomed stunt for You've Been Framed and that's £250 towards the funeral costs right there.
(actually, that throws up an interesting question: what actually happens to a body if nobody wants to / is able to cough up the cash for a cheap [£850-ish, I think] crematorium corpse disposal? Anyone know?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:27, archived)
# £1600? They can whistle out their arse for that.
It's a good job I'll have rotted away to bones and dust before anyone suspects anything out of the ordinary.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:52, archived)
# I reckon leaving your body to science is about the best option,
you save money, and some sicko medical student gets to violate your still warm corpse.
Yes, it's fluffy night, here on the gayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:58, archived)
# Phwoar.
Some of them foxy medical student chix can palpate my grossly distended organs any time.
Although pre-mortem'd probably be preferable, given the choice.

(outta here, btw: nite, all)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:05, archived)