makes me wanna sing(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:38,
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there's always somebody watcing
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:42,
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hey! ask me about the new Fall Lineup PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:44,
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i've been meaing to.tell me about the new fall line up
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:49,
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MES sez: "What's thah! Neeeeeuuu! Fall line-up configuration-ah! ?"
(PS: beautiful - www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9zTSvEpt_8 )
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:51,
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oh fuck! I thought you were out of town for a few days
look, I can explain. I was only joking about the whole Fall Lineup thing
(look, I can explain. I was only joking about the whole Fall Lineup thing
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:57,
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Why, you little bitch! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 4:26,
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hahaha,TRUFAX:
I got my first-ever legit push in a wheelchair by a hospital porter today. Bloody great, it was, but it was only a coupla hundred yards.
It was still the highlight of 6 hours waiting around in the hospital for a total of less than 10 mins' medical attention.
It's another bloodclot/ deep vein thrombosis, only this time the consultant told me I should be on warfarin FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
If I was mongychops I'd post a pic of my comically-swollen thigh, but I still retain a certain amount of inhibition.
(Mind you, I was so bored in the waiting room today I nearly biro'd a CDC on said thigh)
(I got my first-ever legit push in a wheelchair by a hospital porter today. Bloody great, it was, but it was only a coupla hundred yards.
It was still the highlight of 6 hours waiting around in the hospital for a total of less than 10 mins' medical attention.
It's another bloodclot/ deep vein thrombosis, only this time the consultant told me I should be on warfarin FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
If I was mongychops I'd post a pic of my comically-swollen thigh, but I still retain a certain amount of inhibition.
(Mind you, I was so bored in the waiting room today I nearly biro'd a CDC on said thigh)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:04,
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I got a blood clot in my lung back in August, put me on warfarin for the rest of my life.Happy days :(
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:07,
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Looking on the bright side, it'd make it fairly easy to commit suicide without actually seeming to.Just stop taking the drugs, wait for the bloodclot, then vigorously pummel the clotted part 'til a piece of clot breaks off and blocks off yr heart.
Job's a good 'un.
(Job's a good 'un.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:13,
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That's what I like to see, someone putting a positive spin on things.Also, you could up your warfarin dose and bleed to death.
( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:19,
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Hey guysanyone know where I can score some walfarin?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:25,
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First, get yerself a nice blood clot. You could borrow one from an obliging female friend if you're diplomatic about it. The rest follows on from that.Although I think consuming enormous quantities of garlic has a similar blood-thinning effect.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:30,
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Hm, I seem to have a shit old pearoast for every eventuality this evening I seem to have a shit old pearoast for every eventuality this evening
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:44,
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Hell yeah. Could get someone to film the ensuing wacky-yet-doomed stunt for You've Been Framed and that's £250 towards the funeral costs right there. (actually, that throws up an interesting question: what actually happens to a body if nobody wants to / is able to cough up the cash for a cheap [£850-ish, I think] crematorium corpse disposal? Anyone know?)
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:27,
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£1600? They can whistle out their arse for that.It's a good job I'll have rotted away to bones and dust before anyone suspects anything out of the ordinary.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:52,
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I reckon leaving your body to science is about the best option,you save money, and some sicko medical student gets to violate your still warm corpse.
Yes, it's fluffy night, here on the gayshift.
(Yes, it's fluffy night, here on the gayshift.
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:58,
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Phwoar.Some of them foxy medical student chix can palpate my grossly distended organs any time.
Although pre-mortem'd probably be preferable, given the choice.
(outta here, btw: nite, all)
(Although pre-mortem'd probably be preferable, given the choice.
(outta here, btw: nite, all)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:05,
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Hello mofaha! :D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:41,
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If it ain't Q 'n' S, it's Trying Too Hard. That's my motto.
(which probably explains why I'm staring down the barrel of middle-age an indebted pauper...)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:48,
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morningnot seen around these parts in a while
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:50,
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Morning to you, too. Just a spot of dreary real-life turbulence over the past couple of weeks. Nothing dramatic, just time-consuming.
But back home now, to cough and flick ash into the saucepan like usual.
(But back home now, to cough and flick ash into the saucepan like usual.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:56,
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sauce pan?that's what your chest/lap's for
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:21,
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You're right, of course.Sorry. Where were my manners? *flicks ash onto own chest*
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:35,
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