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[challenge entry] Why do people say Jesus H Christ anyway?

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(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)
# It's short for "harefucker"
He had a hankering for hare that dinner couldn't help
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Odd trousers he is wearing
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)
# In a peculiar order are your words.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Not really
It's like "Nice shirt you've got there" or "Crap weather we're having"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)
# It's the lack of contraction that made it sound odd to me.
"Odd trousers he's wearing" wouldn't have sounded like that annoying little one off star wars.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)
# R2D2?
Beboobeep
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Even I know that he's one of the robots.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)
# That's what he wants you to think.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)
# Droids.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)
# This is true
I don't know why I didn't contract it to be honest.

What I do know, is that I should go to bed. Goodnight all!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)
#
sweet dreams
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# It's short for "Harold".

As in the Lord's Prayer:

"Our Father, who art in Heaven,
Harold be thy name."
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 7:39, archived)
# I'm pretty sure the Hebrew translation for Hosea is actually little known "HOSER".
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)