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[challenge entry] hell awaits


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(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# hahaha
good ole onion
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Not wide enough!
Only joking - fab as usual :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# that's the complaint I get from the wife ;o(
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Bring her in contact with Jesus
He at least has proper wood.
(Sean Connery made your mom damp, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)
# haha!
This is a great series. Deserves a stunning soundtrack:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKWESt5qkvY
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Hahaha. I also love the half man half biscuit version in 'footprints'
One night, a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand. One belonged to him, and the other to the Lord. When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand, and he noticed that many times along the path of his life, there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times of his life. This really bothered him, and he questioned the Lord about it: “Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you, you would walk with me all the way. Yet I have noticed during the most troublesome times of my life, there’s only one set of footprints. I don’t understand why, when I needed you most, you would leave me.”

The Lord replied: “My precious precious child, I love you, and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, that must have been when I was appearing on… Junior Kickstart… Junior Kickstart…”
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)