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[challenge entry] I imagine that He'd be treated pretty much the same now as then.


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(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf! I think he'd probably try to integrate with popular culture
1. Become a meme.



2. Marry a celebrity.


3. Pander to the masses.


4. And finally, when nobody remembers if you're alive or dead, try reality TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:08, archived)
# haha! bigger than the beatles lols
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Jesus H. Badgers
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
#
3 and 4 had me in stitches
(hreqz, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Apparently Heracles was a big tart on I'm a Half-Deity...
He'd happily kill a hydra but was squamish about eating one of it arses.
(xaer0mancer, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Hehehe :o)
Reminds me of this...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Arf!
Spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:18, archived)
# you will follow later?
not likely, i intend to live forever
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#
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)
# never thought i'd agree with woody allen
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# Nice :)
*assassinated

Sorry, can't not see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Damn my kack-handed typing skills!
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Good ninja :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)