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# christmas eve in spain
2 bottles of hooch hula, 2 laerge bacardi and cokes and 17 purple aftershocks. fell in a dry riverbed on the way back to the hotel, puked in the sink in my parent's room, then showered and changed before going down for breakfast. the hangover didn't kick in till dinner time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)
# 17 Aftershocks? 17??? Are you composed entirely of liver?
And does Hooch still exist?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)
# i was MUCH fatter back then
i could drink like a fish. also, some ugly bloke was paying, as he was trying to get into my oversized knickers. don't worry, i told him from the word go that, no matter if he bought me drinks, he wasn't getting anywhere.
he couldn't, my dad was there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Wait..
It wasn't your dad, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)
# my dad's not quite that ugly
and he's far too tightfisted to buy me that many drinks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:12, archived)
# "are you composed entirely of liver?"
I think I might say that to people at random, and see what the result is.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# my guess would be a stay in a padded room
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# the walls are so soft
but even they tell me to kill, too.

Hahaha! What silly walls!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Why are the voices always to violent?
Why do they never tell people to stay home and bake a nice cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# because they want you locked up
where they can talk to you in peace
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# it's because the violent voices stab them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)