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# I have never understood the fetishisation of chocolate.
Sure - it's nice.

But it's hardly smack, is it?

All this 'Chocoholic' nonsense, and 'Magnum - it's better than sex'.

Clearly there are more people in the world in need of a good shoeing than I thought.

Your animation, story, etc is ace, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)
# ^what she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# ^ secondeded
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# they don't need a good shoeing
they need a bloody good seeing to, that's what they need.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
# They'll fetishise anything these days,
there was an advert for some brand of clothes on at the cinema a few months back, everyone in it was young and attractive and having some kind of fully-clothed orgy, in the rain.

I think advertisers have realised that you can take advantage of people's sex drive to sell pretty much anything at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Dear gods I think you might be onto something there!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)
# I also hate mobile phone boxes/instructions for this reason
for my phone it has various attractive people doing shit and having lives and that and being publically attractive

it makes one's hateful bile rise.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Reminds me of a mobile phone ad I saw on a bus shelter once,
there's a handsome guy sitting on a balcony smiling and starting at his phone, he's happy because he has ALL TEH APPS and is ignoring his friends who are sitting next to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
# I bet all his friends were beautiful too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# well I say "friends",
the vibe seemed to be more that they were rivals, but he was winning, because he had MOAR APPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# I bet the others were losing because their apps were ugly
stupid ugly apps!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Maybe they're talking about the shape and temperature of the magnum
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
# and how it's lightly rippled, for her pleasure?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# or how it'll blow your head clean off
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# How it can shoot 5 times without having to reload?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)