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# He's from Birkenhead?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
# That would be Birkenhead on Uranus.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Does it have a ring....
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Alaska.....
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I am.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Ah, Birkenhead.
I spent my formative years there.
Tell me milord, is it still the tranquil fishing village on the Mersey that I remember?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
# It is indeed, although it's still a step up from Ellesmere Port,
the delightful shithole I call home.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Aah, I remember it well.
The melodious chorus of the fishwives as they plied their wares late into the evening
outside the abattoir next to Cammell Lairds, the desolate yet romantic landscape of Rock Ferry,
and the joyous camaraderie of the late-night drunks as they flailed at each other with comically ill-timed punches.
Heaven on earth.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)
# *Wipes away a tear*
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)