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# Always thought this would happen
if a cow ate a firework

CFB

Going to watch Isolation on Film4 later. Apparently it's a horror film with cows.
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# cows go moo, not boom
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)
# chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo
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# Actually they swear.
Click for proof
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# NO BLOODY YOUTUBE!
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# Fowl-mouthed chickens
I'll be singing this all weekend
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# Piggy go oink-oink, how bout you?
Tis a great film...
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# KUNG POW!
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# isolation is a pretty weird film, saw it about 2 years ago
also, i'd like cows more if they exploded
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Oh yeah
Especially if they flung hot beef burgers everywhere as they did so
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# that would be a bonus
but i fear it would only mean a pat on the head...
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# you're soo gonna to get hurt
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# probably
also, IT'S FILM TIME!
tonight's choices are:
28 days later
zombieland
jason x
resident evil: afterlife
bill & ted's bogus journey
eight-legged freaks
dusk till dawn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# From Dusk Till Dawn; fucking excellent film. :D
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# I just got Zombie Apocalypse from NetFlix, so I will be watching that :)
eight legged freaks sounds kinda fun
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:46, archived)
# JASON X!
Worth it just for the bit where he kills one girl in a sleeping bag by twatting her with another girl in a sleeping bag.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)
# in a bivvy?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Nah mongy.
open air, he wouldn't have had enough room to swing her in an average bivvy.
Sorry, I guess this takes it outside your remit.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# also, it's some form of hologram technology
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# that is funny as fuck
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# "Let The Right One In"
C4, 23:30.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
# seen it
atmospheric, but a bit shit
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#
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# i'm getting barbarella flashbacks from this
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# you know what?
i'm gonna go with jason x
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# Heston Blumenthal
is working on this idea as we speak.
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# Exploding animals always get my vote
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y
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# no youtube :(
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# You prolly seen it
it was the clip where they blow up a whale with dynamite.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale
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# yep, seen it
blubber nuggets everywhere
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# ah one of my first youtube LOLs
The exploding whale trick -- gahh-rosss!!
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# Coincidentally
when I was a kid I had a similar experience with some French bought bangers and a cow pat.

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# delicious results, I'm sure
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# valin?
woo :)
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