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# Far too many asian chicks in swimware on /board


so have a sexy Greek chick in swimware
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:25, archived)
# Aww she's armless.
But she still can bite...
like a flid I often wonder how they pull their knickers up after a piss.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:28, archived)
# they're all clever dicks.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:29, archived)
# so she is a he?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:33, archived)
# "retract-o-clit" is a bit cumbersome to use every time.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:35, archived)
# Is it winch operated?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:37, archived)
# only when the velcro snaps.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:38, archived)
# Mmmmm scratchy
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:39, archived)
# Maybe they just wear mini skirts that rise up when the sit down.
Then stamp their feet to dry off...
Bum wiping, that's another mystery.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:34, archived)
# pole+loafah
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:38, archived)
# Genius
Now what about trimming toe nails?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:39, archived)
# trained crocodiles
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:41, archived)
# Of course!
I personally just bite them.....

She likes that.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:42, archived)
# you bite crocodiles
but are they not endangered
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:46, archived)
# No,
But damn tasty.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:47, archived)
# they taste like chicken
true fact!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 6:36, archived)
# anyone else see this 0_o
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 5:26, archived)
# she must have trouble getting into it
(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 5:52, archived)