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Aww she's armless.

But she still can bite...
like a flid I often wonder how they pull their knickers up after a piss.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:28, archived)

they're all clever dicks.

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arrangedletters, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:29, archived)

so she is a he?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:33, archived)

"retract-o-clit" is a bit cumbersome to use every time.

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arrangedletters, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:35, archived)

Is it winch operated?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:37, archived)

only when the velcro snaps.

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arrangedletters, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:38, archived)

Mmmmm scratchy

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:39, archived)

Maybe they just wear mini skirts that rise up when the sit down.

Then stamp their feet to dry off...
Bum wiping, that's another mystery.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:34, archived)

pole+loafah

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arrangedletters, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:38, archived)

Genius

Now what about trimming toe nails?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:39, archived)

trained crocodiles

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:41, archived)

Of course!

I personally just bite them.....

She likes that.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:42, archived)

you bite crocodiles

but are they not endangered

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:46, archived)

No,

But damn tasty.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 3:47, archived)

they taste like chicken

true fact!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 6:36, archived)