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# I worry that the joke
is too subtle.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:08, archived)
# KY and a cucumber.
I get it. It's a task set by doms. They get their subs to go and buy lube, condoms and a cucumber from the supermarket, and nothing else.
The self-checkout is, of course, cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:09, archived)
# I'd like everyone to note the shadow effects on the box and the table.
Actually took me quite a while to bugger those up...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Post that in a new thread at the top of /board. Then everyone will see.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:12, archived)
# At least it's not some scrawl I did about how I like to shag my lego or something...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Hey, I doodle and post crude images of rainbow dinosaurs. I'm not one to judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Ah, but I've never had a front page.
I bow to your greatness.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:19, archived)
# I just made a post so long no one could ignore it thus netting lots of attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:22, archived)
#
long bursting with hummus
The chain of woos was longer
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Woo!
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:51, archived)
# I'll stick with RIS images for a while,
See where that gets me...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:25, archived)
# That Dom Joly, he's such a rascal
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:12, archived)
# HELLO? I'M IN THE SUPERMARKET...
NO IT'S SHIT! JUST BUYING A CUCUMBER TO BUGGER MYSELF WITH LATER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:15, archived)
# I actually lol'd at that one
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:49, archived)
# This is why I use tesco.com
SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:16, archived)
# I think I got your order by accident...
Was it you that ordered a pack of KY, a box of tissues and a Hannah Montana DVD?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:17, archived)
# NO! how dare you!
It was Jades' workout video!

I may be a sexual pervert, but I'm not a nonce!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:24, archived)
# I heard she's lost a bit of weight recently.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:26, archived)
# She looks better for it too.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Dying on Mother's Day was a stroke of marketing genius
You've got to hand it to Max Clifford. He knows how to get his clients some publicity...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:28, archived)