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cutlery fettishes
ladles up bum holes
fish knives up nostrils
and teaspoons up cum holes
the feel of the spoon as it enters the ring
these are a few of my favourite things....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Ladle Vice
Ladle Vice
Every evening you beat me
Dig out shite
In the night
Happy that you excrete me



(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
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hahaha we should get together and write this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:21, archived)
# sits and waits for someone to come up a reworking of " the Lonely Goatse"
lay yee yodel etc....
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
# remind me....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# *I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:10, archived)
# *takes bow*
exits stage left
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:30, archived)