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# Too much chitchat and not enough pics for my liking this morning so have this hoary old joke
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I like it
but you've got to be careful with jokes today actually - balls to that - I've had enough of SpacemanDoug and his silly opinions.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:13, archived)
# I READ THIS COMMENT OUT OF CONTEXT AND I BECAME ANGRY
YOU BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:17, archived)
# It's OK - I have some soothing forms to fill out about you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:19, archived)
# My dog's got no nose!
How does it breathe?

Through its mouth.

OK, but seriously, if you don't get it put down, I'm calling the RSPCA.

Haha, I've got a joke about the RSPCA.

*shoots dog* Fuck you shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)
# I consider this post offensive
ITS for crying out loud. ITS
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
# shit
i'm s'till s'leepy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
# oh poor you!
having to own such a miserable dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:28, archived)
# How many social workers does it take to varnish a table?
Just one, they're highly competent professionals who are undoubtedly excellent at whatever task they put their minds to.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:23, archived)
# who the fuck is SpacemanDoug?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Margaret Lockwood was a fine actress, modern actresses lacquer style
And did you know her mother was from Paris and her dad was from Warsaw? She's of French-Polish ancestry.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:24, archived)
# If you think I'm going to get engaged in a pun trade you've got another thing creosote.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:30, archived)
# It shellac'rimoniously end in tears
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)
# I don't think it should be simply glossed over.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)
# To do so wood stain our reputations.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:44, archived)
# /board wood dye without good puns
I'm a dope for not thinking of one
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:24, archived)