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# Cameron & back to christian values
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Dibs on the Pope's pears for me please...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:40, archived)
# That's how Goatse happened.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Well that's put me off my sandwich....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# dammit, now i'm going to be hearing whiter shade of pale all day!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Hello.... How's the PC going?
www.b3ta.com/board/10637286
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
# pfff!
it's not going at all. i only get online for an hour or two a day now, when i can get on my mum's laptop without my brother hiding it in his room like a big kid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Oh dear, have you got plans for a second hand one in the pipe line or anything?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# hopefully, yes
my mate's got one there, but he's always so busy, getting it to mine will take a while
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Yay... hope it's sooner rather than later.....
I lost my conection for a month and it killed me....
How you coping
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
# been knitting like a fiend
the new space invaders blanket should be finished my next friday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Ready to Christen on new years.. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)
# oo, no!
it's a present!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHA...
Go on I dare you..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# even i'm not that bad!
time to go, gotta wash my hair before i go out.
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Waves.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Apparently...
Procol Harum's A Whiter Shade of Pale is the most played song in public places in the past 75 years
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:34, archived)
# No kidding...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Is this another one of those facts that I thought only I knew, but in fact it's that well known that they talk of it in the Amazon?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7996979.stm
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
# you don't say
no, seriously, please don't mention that ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I'll button my lip pilgrim...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:04, archived)
# David Cameron is a liar.
Every time I hear him speak, it feels like a tramp has just vomited in my face.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:08, archived)
# ^ this
You know what, I am longing for Gordon brown!
This "government" is the biggest mistake we as the public have made...
The conservatives have done their usual "I'm all right jack" ladder pulling and the lib dems have just rolled over, stuck their arse in the air for a little bit of "power" grrrrrrrrs.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Gordon Brown was a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:35, archived)
# He was a caretaker prime-minister
But out of the two I'd rather have him back! He probably would have been ousted by now anyway... Thing is Milliband is a none entity.. Looks like our downs Dr. Who!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:41, archived)
# miliband is a cunt too
there is nobody to vote for
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Whatever happened to that monster raving loony bloke?
He is my only real memory of early childhood elections...
awaits the "elections erections" post.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:21, archived)
# screaming lord sutch
think he's dead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Oh bloodey hell smash....
I have you in the death pool and you keep popping back up! ;-)

Hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:34, archived)
# not bad, not bad
looking forward to a damn good drunkening tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# yeah he died bro
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# The party is now headed by a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# i hope this is true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# the beginnings of tyranny
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# A mistake we didn't actually make.
Remember the Conservatives didn't have enough for a mandate.
This government was elected by Nick Clegg, in return for a
referendum on electoral reform no-one wanted, at the expense
of everything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# ^ this.
I did write a long winded response but my wifi ballsed up so I'm leaving it as a "yes, you're correct"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:34, archived)
# All politicians are liars, some just lie to suit your interests.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Why would my interests need a suit? Are they going somewhere nice?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:44, archived)
# To court.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I am forever having to defend my interests in court!
Who'd have known a hamster knew how to contact the police.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:54, archived)
#
court Bel Air
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I guess the point I am making
is that it takes a certain kind of person to want to rule a nation. That kind of person is usually the type to talk over people, manipulate people and generally just look out for number one.

The worst part is that this kind of personality is exactly the best kind of personality to run a nation. If they are emotionally attached to their nation then looking out for number one means looking out for your country.

The wrong people are inspiring your leaders.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
# The Judas cradle is now thought to be a fictional invention
I think choke pears are a bit dubious too. Your point still stands though.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choke_pear_%28torture%29
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:37, archived)
# They had them in
the Museum of Torture in Amsterdam, along with the flour bags that would weigh them down.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# I saw the model with the bags in Anne Summers..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# A lot of things like that were mocked up for sideshows in the 19th and early 20th centuries
Actual medieval torture, while admittedly brutal, tended to be of the straighforward, poker-up-the-arse variety
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Protestant or Catholic?
Answer Mr Cameron, or we give your pear another turn.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Yeah that's right Cameron, give the racists more ammo... tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# are those implements giving anyone else the horn?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:21, archived)
# :-)
www.b3ta.com/board/10637243
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Well put it this way.
Even I would say no to all of those. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# don't blame me
it's been a while
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)