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# Bah
Curse those cheating competition organisers - they're making money for old rope.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Yeah, the cheating sheets
the cheating sheets

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)
# That was a cheap jibe.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I nearly keeled over


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Pull the rudder one
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# that was so bad, it brought me to anchor. I think Dave should take a bow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Honestly, you lot need astern talking too
about threads like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)
# He's made of stern stuff all right.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Oh, mind piss
Time to for me to swab the decks.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Sounds tiring, you'll be pretty pooped, eck, knackered after that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Oh I don't know, I'm feeling quite buoyed up by the whole experience.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
# I had an yngling you might.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:47, archived)
# They actually held a rope-splicing competition
There was a tie for first place.

(this punchline also works for "I was in a competition where you could win neckwear.")
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:24, archived)
# and also for "I was in a competition where you could win an asian."
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)