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# Is it Christmas yet?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Me neither!
I entered into a 'guess the height of the mast' contest but I didn't win . . .

. . . I reckon the whole thing was rigged!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Bah
Curse those cheating competition organisers - they're making money for old rope.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Yeah, the cheating sheets
the cheating sheets

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)
# That was a cheap jibe.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I nearly keeled over


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Pull the rudder one
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# that was so bad, it brought me to anchor. I think Dave should take a bow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Honestly, you lot need astern talking too
about threads like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)
# He's made of stern stuff all right.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Oh, mind piss
Time to for me to swab the decks.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Sounds tiring, you'll be pretty pooped, eck, knackered after that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Oh I don't know, I'm feeling quite buoyed up by the whole experience.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
# I had an yngling you might.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:47, archived)
# They actually held a rope-splicing competition
There was a tie for first place.

(this punchline also works for "I was in a competition where you could win neckwear.")
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:24, archived)
# and also for "I was in a competition where you could win an asian."
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)
# No, you just made a mastake
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:17, archived)
# No. I don't like sailing either.
It's not my cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Sailing is boring...................too long-winded
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Fleas of the Lost Ark
__________   __________   __________
|        |   | shit   |   |        |
|   .    |   |  \.  O=|   |O= _    |
|        |   |        |   |        |
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Unexpected goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
Braw!

I'd like to see more ASCII filums

Dambusters
The Graduate
Deep Throat
Ghostbusters


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Ghandi (in 3d)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Gandhi II
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfvLcozLwtE
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Electric Boogaloo?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Magnets
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)
# 
__________   __________   ___________
| aaah   |   |     wtf|   |He slimed|
|   \. @=|   |@= .  ./|   |me\.  .  |
|        |   |        |   |         |
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)