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# fucking hell
I've just seen the word 'ures' used for 'yours' on FB
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:58, archived)
#
www.wikipeetia.org/
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:00, archived)
# spelinz iz importance
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:03, archived)
# It Wel Annoys Me Wen Ppl Typ Wif Caps For Evry Word Lol Xoxoxoxoxoxox
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:02, archived)
# it should of annoyed you alot
I'm currently watching Family Business and am half pissed on Balvenie. This is a pretty decent state of affairs apart from ther film
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Being a hard grammar nazi bastard, Facebook does my head in at the best of times.
As for me, I'm just watching Mystery Science Theatre and drinking vodka & Coke. I'll probably write more of my graphic novel in a bit. I want to get it properly started sometime soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:12, archived)
# my film has finished so I'm going to eat the turkey enchiladas that Mrs S has prepared
or is it turkey chinese curry? Not sure but it will involve turkey and probably more whisky, although as it's not long gonr past 8pm I'd better have a few beers first. Don't want to get silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Indeed; if I were to drink any more on an empty stomach, I'd be asking for trouble. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:41, archived)
# What's FB?
There is a sign on our local bus stop that confused me, it reads (Text 4 times) why not just once I was wondering untill it clicked....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Facedbook
huh, what. huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Got you,
Text FOR the times of the buses it means..
But I thought it meant you had to text four times to find out....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:11, archived)
# I have a car
my would I need to know the bus times? Did I ever tell you about the time I caught crabs off a Northern girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:14, archived)
# I'm not familiar with that particular route or company myself...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:21, archived)
# very frequent service
but could do with a clean now and then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:22, archived)
# I was just about top reply to this
then realised it was my post

my film just finished. I have no idea what happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:11, archived)
# if you want replying to yourself confusion...
The other night I changed my name to DrimbIe and he changed his to The invsabIe man...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:15, archived)
# I used to be Griffy Savalas
and also Grifty Savaloy and also Veiculo Longo and also Griffin Saver and I think I need something to eat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Enjoy your turkey dude.. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:22, archived)
# night night b3tlings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:23, archived)
# You are free to reply to yourself, if you really want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:29, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Yeah well I watched "The Navigator: A Mediaeval Odyssey" the other day
Alas, I did konw what happened. It went like this: badly-shot black and white film with people putting on bad Scottish accents pretending to be 14th-century Cumbrians caught up in the Black Death segues into badly-shot colour film of said people tunelling through the Earth to modern New Zealand so that they can recast a cross and put it on the cathedral or some shite.

The only interest in the entire film stemmed from learning that the guy who played the Hobbit who went "Grrrrrrr..." and made faces when Gandalf's fireworks went off in the Fellowship of the Ring is, and always has been, a completely useless actor with one facial expression.

Utter fucking bilgewater, that film was. Utter fucking bilgewater.

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(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:00, archived)
# I forgot
The film ended back in badly-shot black and white back in Cumbria, was improbably revealed to be the invention of the irritating boy, who then turned out to have the plague. This means it had a saving grace: everyone died.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:02, archived)
# ReadAndReplied
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:09, archived)
# YOU DIDN'T SAY IF YOU'VE SEEN THE NAVIGATOR: A MEDIAVEL ODYSSEY
(Or even "The Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey" which is how I think they spell it.) Someone must like the film other than the director's wife.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Well I liked it but I'm probably biased
Vincent Ward is a tosser and this is one of his less shit films (all downhill from his early work), some nice cinematography I think.
The lead is pretty annoying, but otherwise I like the supporting cast - Marshall Napier is often good and I'm a particular fan of Paul Livingston (arguably more in his comic persona, Flacco).
The cathedral has long been iconic, but even more so since the earthquakes have completely fucked it up in the last twelve months.

At least it's not the abomination that is River Queen
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)
# to be fair to it
the "badly-lit" bits of my laughable "review" are very harsh, and i couldn't pretend the cumbrian bits weren't atmospheric. but i was really disappointed - the internet had lead me to expect a really good film, and i got... a rather confused, underwhelming mess.

i may avoid vincent ward's other stuff though. you're not giving it a good write-up...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)