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# Image challenge vote
The image Challenge is back from its Christmas break. Your choices are as follows:

* 2011 in a single image
* One word challenge: hats
* Design new emoticons (and demonstrate their use)
* If supermarkets ruled the world

Votey-click here:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Hats!... mainly because that is what I am researching right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:46, archived)
# I've tried on several hats this week
none of them suited me, although the homburg came close
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:00, archived)
# But supermarkets already do rule the world ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:47, archived)
# one of my cats has a large abcess on its face
I squeezed it earlier. It was disgustingly satisfying. The cat disagreed and is unhappy at the bloody pus trickling down his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Urge.... I hope kitty is alright.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Kitty would be better if kitty had vbeen home for the vet's appointment this morning
Kitty had better be around for tomorrow's appt or kitty's face is gonna fall off
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Eeks, keep it locked in untill you've got it to see the vet.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:18, archived)
# I'm secretly hoping it's mutating into a new lifeform
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:21, archived)
# The blob.!. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:22, archived)
#
Photos or it is not true

* Bokes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:25, archived)
# bloody pus is fine, it's when you don't catch it and it goes green and black that I start to gag
 
good you've a vet available over the holidays, the little fuckers are always getting sick when everyone's closed
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:10, archived)
# I'm lost in the supermarket...
edit: Batman counts as hats right?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Imperial officers and storm troopers and Boba fett and Darth Vader count as well then...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:19, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Yer..! Would wimples count as well ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Resists..! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:03, archived)
# THE FUCK IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Hmm i don't know
RARGHH
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:49, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:52, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:14, archived)
# I wish I had an automatic nose
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:18, archived)
# I ordered one off QVC but all I got was a box full of chode.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Oh the Pain, the Pain!
The actor went bonkers and actually used to think he was Dr Zackary Smith...
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Merry Christmas Fraser and a Happy New Year
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:49, archived)
# If?
Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:50, archived)
# GRR
Hats will win and it will be pictures of animals with top hats all week. I've voted Supermarkets.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I'v not voted yet, but I don't fancy hats much....
But if supermarkets do win, I'm going to shop a hat on top of a supermarket just for you.... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:01, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Ta :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:59, archived)
# H _ A _ T _ Z _ !
* Nuns, Bums, and Teddy Guns in Hatz, to be precised

Sod the analysis - IT HAS TO BE HATZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:54, archived)
# no suprise there.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Looks like a week of Royals in hats
Let's make odds on how many times Princess Beatrice will appear.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:56, archived)
# I will put a Grote on Eleventeen to One
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:00, archived)
# FUCKIN VOODOO MAGIC, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:57, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:00, archived)
# fucking hell
I've just seen the word 'ures' used for 'yours' on FB
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:58, archived)
#
www.wikipeetia.org/
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:00, archived)
# spelinz iz importance
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:03, archived)
# It Wel Annoys Me Wen Ppl Typ Wif Caps For Evry Word Lol Xoxoxoxoxoxox
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:02, archived)
# it should of annoyed you alot
I'm currently watching Family Business and am half pissed on Balvenie. This is a pretty decent state of affairs apart from ther film
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Being a hard grammar nazi bastard, Facebook does my head in at the best of times.
As for me, I'm just watching Mystery Science Theatre and drinking vodka & Coke. I'll probably write more of my graphic novel in a bit. I want to get it properly started sometime soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:12, archived)
# my film has finished so I'm going to eat the turkey enchiladas that Mrs S has prepared
or is it turkey chinese curry? Not sure but it will involve turkey and probably more whisky, although as it's not long gonr past 8pm I'd better have a few beers first. Don't want to get silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Indeed; if I were to drink any more on an empty stomach, I'd be asking for trouble. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:41, archived)
# What's FB?
There is a sign on our local bus stop that confused me, it reads (Text 4 times) why not just once I was wondering untill it clicked....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Facedbook
huh, what. huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Got you,
Text FOR the times of the buses it means..
But I thought it meant you had to text four times to find out....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:11, archived)
# I have a car
my would I need to know the bus times? Did I ever tell you about the time I caught crabs off a Northern girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:14, archived)
# I'm not familiar with that particular route or company myself...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:21, archived)
# very frequent service
but could do with a clean now and then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:22, archived)
# I was just about top reply to this
then realised it was my post

my film just finished. I have no idea what happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:11, archived)
# if you want replying to yourself confusion...
The other night I changed my name to DrimbIe and he changed his to The invsabIe man...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:15, archived)
# I used to be Griffy Savalas
and also Grifty Savaloy and also Veiculo Longo and also Griffin Saver and I think I need something to eat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Enjoy your turkey dude.. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:22, archived)
# night night b3tlings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:23, archived)
# You are free to reply to yourself, if you really want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:29, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Yeah well I watched "The Navigator: A Mediaeval Odyssey" the other day
Alas, I did konw what happened. It went like this: badly-shot black and white film with people putting on bad Scottish accents pretending to be 14th-century Cumbrians caught up in the Black Death segues into badly-shot colour film of said people tunelling through the Earth to modern New Zealand so that they can recast a cross and put it on the cathedral or some shite.

The only interest in the entire film stemmed from learning that the guy who played the Hobbit who went "Grrrrrrr..." and made faces when Gandalf's fireworks went off in the Fellowship of the Ring is, and always has been, a completely useless actor with one facial expression.

Utter fucking bilgewater, that film was. Utter fucking bilgewater.

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(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:00, archived)
# I forgot
The film ended back in badly-shot black and white back in Cumbria, was improbably revealed to be the invention of the irritating boy, who then turned out to have the plague. This means it had a saving grace: everyone died.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:02, archived)
# ReadAndReplied
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:09, archived)
# YOU DIDN'T SAY IF YOU'VE SEEN THE NAVIGATOR: A MEDIAVEL ODYSSEY
(Or even "The Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey" which is how I think they spell it.) Someone must like the film other than the director's wife.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Well I liked it but I'm probably biased
Vincent Ward is a tosser and this is one of his less shit films (all downhill from his early work), some nice cinematography I think.
The lead is pretty annoying, but otherwise I like the supporting cast - Marshall Napier is often good and I'm a particular fan of Paul Livingston (arguably more in his comic persona, Flacco).
The cathedral has long been iconic, but even more so since the earthquakes have completely fucked it up in the last twelve months.

At least it's not the abomination that is River Queen
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)
# to be fair to it
the "badly-lit" bits of my laughable "review" are very harsh, and i couldn't pretend the cumbrian bits weren't atmospheric. but i was really disappointed - the internet had lead me to expect a really good film, and i got... a rather confused, underwhelming mess.

i may avoid vincent ward's other stuff though. you're not giving it a good write-up...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)
# One word
(herman:D, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:06, archived)
#

* Click for Wobbly NSFW version

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Nuns!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Drink! girls!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Recently rediscovered David Bowie clips from 1973!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:18, archived)
# I'v got the urge to listen to God knows I'm good now.!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Warhol. As in "holes".
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Did it have something to do with Warhol?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Oh haha, sorry. Put on Hunky Dory and heard that annoying intro to Andy Warhol.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:39, archived)
# At least I'm not going made ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:46, archived)
# tesco!...i mean, supermarkets! you cunts.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:19, archived)
# He's bought jelly...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:32, archived)
# FUCKIN FIGS
Come ahn Bennett, pud dowhn dose chiggin shit nuggets.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:38, archived)