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# hahaha!
Or Gurning...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# might now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# look at this job spec I just found. Fuck that!
Leading financial organisation is looking for a Executive/VIP Support Analyst, you must have a min 3 years experience supporting high level users. (YOU MUST HAVE SOLID Lotus Notes EXPERIENCE)Windows XP, MS Office, Windows 2003. The purpose of the role is to provide personal IT support to nominated Group Executives and members of the Board of Directors. IT support will be provided where and when required by the Executive to enable them to perform their role with maximum effectiveness. Services provided include desktop/laptop, email, printing, blackberry and mobile telephony. IT support will be provided in the office, at home and when travelling. The scope of support also extends to the Executive's administrative staff and family members. A key member of the Executive IT Support Team that provides personalized IT support to the Group Executive Team and Board of Directors on a 24x7 basis. This role is the primary interface between the Executive and suppliers.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# How do I put my photos on facebook?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# and after some of his more compromising photos have become a meme:
"Get these off the internet!"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# poor Brandow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Plug your shredder into the same socket as your PC
then insert the photos into the shredder.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# "What's a dragon drop?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I know it's 3 o'clock in the morning but I need you to go to this address and fix my elderly mother's PC
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# IS where i currently am have to support the elderly company chairman and his whims
it's a nightmare apparently. His (infrequent) calls get Priority 0 regardless of any other IS emergency going on worldwide. And most often it is things like how to use Google, on his top of the range Macbook
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# I have one user here like that.
For two years he's been typing web addresses into the Google search bar and wondering why he doesn't get to the web page he wants *smacks head on desk*.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# poss fake and/or gay
twitter.com/oldmansearch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# fun stuff!
www.reddit.com/tb/df8cd
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# so much all of this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
# we should publish a "Computer-y stuff for Execs" series of books
where topics like "mouse-clicking like a pro" are thoroughly discussed
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# lesson 1: Do not double-click links in web pages
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# you gotta give them that
after it's taken them ages to learn to do it properly, they stick with it
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# indentured servant
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# What. The. Fuck. ?!
I hope there are a fuckload of 0s on the end of that salary to make it worthwhile!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Negotiable. Contract role in London
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Negotiable
Wayne Rooney's annual salary on a monthly basis and access to the Executive's, Executive's administrative staff and family member's cars on a 24/7 basis.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# and access to their daughters. Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# oh god no, for no money in the world
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Those creepy eyes make her look like she's wearing a Thatcher mask
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)