and lightning
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:02,
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hahaha!Or Gurning...
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:49,
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look at this job spec I just found. Fuck that!Leading financial organisation is looking for a Executive/VIP Support Analyst, you must have a min 3 years experience supporting high level users. (YOU MUST HAVE SOLID Lotus Notes EXPERIENCE)Windows XP, MS Office, Windows 2003. The purpose of the role is to provide personal IT support to nominated Group Executives and members of the Board of Directors. IT support will be provided where and when required by the Executive to enable them to perform their role with maximum effectiveness. Services provided include desktop/laptop, email, printing, blackberry and mobile telephony. IT support will be provided in the office, at home and when travelling. The scope of support also extends to the Executive's administrative staff and family members. A key member of the Executive IT Support Team that provides personalized IT support to the Group Executive Team and Board of Directors on a 24x7 basis. This role is the primary interface between the Executive and suppliers.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:54,
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and after some of his more compromising photos have become a meme:"Get these off the internet!"
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pzyko Query failed.,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:05,
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poor Brandow Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:06,
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Plug your shredder into the same socket as your PCthen insert the photos into the shredder.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:05,
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I know it's 3 o'clock in the morning but I need you to go to this address and fix my elderly mother's PC
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The Hedgehog From HeII,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:58,
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IS where i currently am have to support the elderly company chairman and his whimsit's a nightmare apparently. His (infrequent) calls get Priority 0 regardless of any other IS emergency going on worldwide. And most often it is things like how to use Google, on his top of the range Macbook
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:03,
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I have one user here like that.For two years he's been typing web addresses into the Google search bar and wondering why he doesn't get to the web page he wants *smacks head on desk*.
( Joliet,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:05,
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poss fake and/or gay(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:07,
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so much all of this Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:13,
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we should publish a "Computer-y stuff for Execs" series of bookswhere topics like "mouse-clicking like a pro" are thoroughly discussed
( pzyko Query failed.,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:08,
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lesson 1: Do not double-click links in web pages Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:11,
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you gotta give them thatafter it's taken them ages to learn to do it properly, they stick with it
( pzyko Query failed.,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:17,
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indentured servant
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:58,
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What. The. Fuck. ?! I hope there are a fuckload of 0s on the end of that salary to make it worthwhile!
( Joliet,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:00,
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Negotiable. Contract role in London Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:01,
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NegotiableWayne Rooney's annual salary on a monthly basis and access to the Executive's, Executive's administrative staff and family member's cars on a 24/7 basis.
( Joliet,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:03,
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and access to their daughters. Ahem. Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:05,
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Those creepy eyes make her look like she's wearing a Thatcher mask
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The Hedgehog From HeII,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:55,
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CAYANDLE CAYAYAKE! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:04,
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ooo that's horrible, but very well done *clicks*
Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:50,
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would
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:00,
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Holy moley!*fears*
Maybe they should mount this on massive billboards on the Falkland Islands facing Argentina to scare the shit out of them
(Maybe they should mount this on massive billboards on the Falkland Islands facing Argentina to scare the shit out of them
Joliet,
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