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# This is made even funnier by the fact that in the earliest folio (the 'bad' quarto) 1603
the line is written

'To be, or not to be, aye there's the point,

and pencils have points.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# we got ourselves a
reader
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:24, archived)
# wheels out the acid bath
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Look it was an expensive education
something had to stick
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# the perils of private school
see above post about a bath =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:27, archived)
# *mutters*
....OK I'll fetch the rubber gloves, But if this isn't going to work unless somebody can find a packet of digestive biscuits and a plastic sheet.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Got Jaffa cakes
and a tin of corned beef
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# ah, you were an Eton boy?
Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# You can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm an Eton man, posh to fawk.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)
# yes, like the buttery crumpets stuck to your arse by ther head boy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# thats a coldplay
lyric
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)
# i wouldn't be surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# far too edgy for coldplay
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# what's wrong with the one in the middle?
Did he leave it too long in the microwave?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:42, archived)
# He opted for a fruit crumpet
those sultanas really hold the heat
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# i do love you sometimes, chutters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# To die, to sleep; to sleep, perchance to dream.
Ay, there's the rub.

It's funny because pencils sometimes have rubbers, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Out damned spot
its a conspiracy...set hundreds and millions of yrs ago by shakespeare.

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Shakespeare: The Pencil Theory / Conspiracy
I bagsy the book rights. You can make the Channel 5 historo-docu-drama
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)