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# That's a good point, he never buys suits, he just wears them on adventures and brings them back unwashed.
Mr. Benn's such a douche.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# It's a Fancy Dress shop so he hires costumes it's not a Tailors although the shopkeeper does look like a Tailor.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# It's the fez that is the give away ;-)
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I think mostly that he always has a tape measure around his neck
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# He;s OCD and has need to know the dimensions of everything he sees...
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Not to mention steeling something in every episode too...
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# yes, usually his nerves
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Hey, he'd have to. Some of the shit he's seen. Makes my mate here look relatively stable.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Oh, man - the 7 or 8 yard stare of someone who's seen something slightly unusual.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# He's thinking about the time he choked out that one bloke with the nice watch.


And how he'll probably do it again.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# haha - he looks a bit like a ninja turtle
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# The best bit about that face is
I haven't shopped it at all, apart from the eyes.

Looks a bit like Old Gregg here.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Basically, he's just a thieving git
and even more of a bastard than Bourbon Fox
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Bourbon Fox is such a bastard! even old people shout it at him in the street!
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# That can't be correct Bourbon Fox was called a bastard by some old cunt are you calling that old cunt a liar!?
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# I'm calling him a possible nonce. He proceeded to the uni gym. XD
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Well unless the Uni Gym is full of schoolchildren then he's more of a dirty old man than a nonce
and he knows a bastard when he sees one ;)
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)
# He's a dirty old man then. XD
And hey, like George Clooney's character in From Dusk Till Dawn; "I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard." :D
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# you should totally have that as your sig
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# everyone should!
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Haha! I pretty much HAVE to now.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Of course and you also have to seek out an old man who looks a bit pervvy and shout it at him in the street!
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)
# I'm just gonna shout it at everyone now... in case they plan to call me a bastard. :D
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:06, archived)
# A pre-emptive strike good call because it's clear you will get called it a lot.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:09, archived)