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# Evening, all.


Some old cunt just called me a bastard. I mean, if he told me why I was a bastard and gave the correct answer, I wouldn't have minded.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:03, archived)
# you get used to it here
I've had several random gaz's along those lines.
I blame it on being a mouthy sod :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:06, archived)
# yeah, I get a lot of anger sent my way
must be the hat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:11, archived)
# seriously? I never get nastygrams
only nastygrams I get are sympathy nastygrams by people taking the piss due to my lack of nastygrams

I must come across as innoffensive, lol.

cunts

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:23, archived)
# I used to, but then he chose to ignore me. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:09, archived)
# not gazzed in ages
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)
# YOU BASTARD! ;-)... Offers jaffa cake ;-)
Lovely drawing...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)
# I'm surprised he didn't offer me a Jaffa Cake, or sweets, or to see some puppies.
He did look a bit... yeah...

And thanks :D It's all tied in to the graphic novel I'm writing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Haha, I once had an old sod show me his cock in a public toilet, the moment was sureal :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:10, archived)
# I take it you're not a chicken farmer then?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Haha, I'm not a pheasant plucker either! but all I did was stare at him with wide eyes and a slanted mouth and walk out..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Like this?
8/
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Slightly more of to one side!
It was opposite Southwell minster of all places....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Maybe dirty old men showing you their willy is more common in places like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Haha, Being as I wasn't dressed as an alter boy, I thought at least he would have waited untill I was in the confessional!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# But I expect your Dad will apologise later.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Haha, good call :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
# B'dum tishhh!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:26, archived)
# are you a bastard
because you can draw the fox version of Mr Benn?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Mr Benn? Doesn't look a bit like Mr Benn!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Yes, but next week, he'll be dressed as an elephant hunter
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Ah, I shall have to tune in and you can prove me wrong! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
# and as if by magic...
...the shopkeeper told Mr Benn to fucking buy the fucking suit or fuck off out of the fucking shop and stop fucking wasting his fucking time
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# That's a good point, he never buys suits, he just wears them on adventures and brings them back unwashed.
Mr. Benn's such a douche.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# It's a Fancy Dress shop so he hires costumes it's not a Tailors although the shopkeeper does look like a Tailor.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# It's the fez that is the give away ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I think mostly that he always has a tape measure around his neck
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# He;s OCD and has need to know the dimensions of everything he sees...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Not to mention steeling something in every episode too...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# yes, usually his nerves
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Hey, he'd have to. Some of the shit he's seen. Makes my mate here look relatively stable.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Oh, man - the 7 or 8 yard stare of someone who's seen something slightly unusual.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# He's thinking about the time he choked out that one bloke with the nice watch.


And how he'll probably do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# haha - he looks a bit like a ninja turtle
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# The best bit about that face is
I haven't shopped it at all, apart from the eyes.

Looks a bit like Old Gregg here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Basically, he's just a thieving git
and even more of a bastard than Bourbon Fox
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Bourbon Fox is such a bastard! even old people shout it at him in the street!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# That can't be correct Bourbon Fox was called a bastard by some old cunt are you calling that old cunt a liar!?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# I'm calling him a possible nonce. He proceeded to the uni gym. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Well unless the Uni Gym is full of schoolchildren then he's more of a dirty old man than a nonce
and he knows a bastard when he sees one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)
# He's a dirty old man then. XD
And hey, like George Clooney's character in From Dusk Till Dawn; "I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard." :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# you should totally have that as your sig
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# everyone should!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Haha! I pretty much HAVE to now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Of course and you also have to seek out an old man who looks a bit pervvy and shout it at him in the street!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)
# I'm just gonna shout it at everyone now... in case they plan to call me a bastard. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:06, archived)
# A pre-emptive strike good call because it's clear you will get called it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:09, archived)
# I agree Anthony Wedgwood Benn looks far older IRL
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:21, archived)
# on a flying fox note, Star Fox was great
but mostly because it had the biggest polyons, and animal sounds for talking.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# I'm glad you cropped it.
Is he pulling his star cheeks apart.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# I didn't really need to crop much.
And no he isn't.

I mean, I draw some sick shit, but duuuuuude... XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Don't shoot him in the foxhole.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# I don't think he'd appreciate it much ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)