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# how do you prepare for doomsday exactly?
just wondered
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# sex, drugs and chilling out watching the awesome light show
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Quite,
some of us have been preparing for some* time.


*decades

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:08, archived)
# I iterated my plan earlier:
"I for one intend to deal with this impending crisis by running around in small circles waving my hands in the air, screaming."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# I agreed with this plan, on the basis of it's entirely reasonable nature, and therefore I would engage in this activity also
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Thank you.
I'm taking it to Whitehall tomorrow as a propsal for a National Emergency Coping Mechanism.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:54, archived)
# You take all the doors off your house, put tinned food in a paper bag and paint yourself white.
.........or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# and remember the song
"duck and die"
"now I'm dead"
"oh..."
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Racist, etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Doing stretches, so eventually
you can reach your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:45, archived)
# I'm no good at stretching
I shall have to find myself a young lady and kiss hers instead :))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I wonder what the reaction would be to that...
If one of us asked a woman in the street "Excuse me, but can I kiss your arse?"

Probably a lot of swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:51, archived)
# and her dad comin' after you
(depending on her age)...*gurns*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Oi, I'm not a Moggy ;)
I only kiss the arses of women in my age range.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:57, archived)
# "she told me she was 16 ...officer "...*panics*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:03, archived)
# "Two times 8 is 16, officer."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Hah!
I think my age range is... hmm... 18-24?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:24, archived)
# NO REAL AGES ON BOARD PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:26, archived)
# *taunts*
18!

36!

8!

52!


101!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Would, would, wouldn't, wouldn't, would
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:49, archived)
# you bastard
that last one was my grandmother
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:59, archived)
# I shall be asking myself, "What would Cave Johnson do?" and acting accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:56, archived)
# I'm already stocking up on Lemons
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:22, archived)