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# He comes
io9.com/5880105/a-tentacle-porn-anthology-to-raise-money-to-save-the-worlds-oceans
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Wowsers.
How did you find that...?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:13, archived)
# haha fantastic find
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:46, archived)
# As luck would have it,
I've written a novella on exactly this subject, which I've just submitted. Nice one! :)
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# "phising url denied!"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
#
www.eroticanthology.com/tentacle.htm
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# argh! white text on black background!
i feels like the text burns into my retinas.

also, tentacle rape brings back bad memories for me :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:01, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Did Uncle Cthulhu touch you in a bad place when you were little?
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# heh heh!
no, i didn't know much about manga at the time when, after watching akira, i borrowed a film from a friend.
anyway, i had a girlfriend come over after being out for the night and we decided to put it on.
it wasn't too far into the film when a huge demon started tentacle raping a young girl.
i think i died a little inside that night
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:14, archived)
# I think she gets squeezed to death
rather than raped per se. Which is OK, obviously.

Wicked, wicked film though.
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