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# Home-made.
Yeeeaaaahhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# ice cream in it, or just a cold milky coffee with ice cubes?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# The Mrs had icecream.
I'm happy without.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:16, archived)
# i've become addicted to them, after not drinking coffee for a few years
i've yet to perfect my own homemade one yet
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# I've had a play with it.
An espresso shot (or if using instant, only just enough boiling water to dissolve the coffee and sugar) in a cup - the cup drains a lot of the heat out of it, which then isn't transferred to the final drink. Then the shot is poured slowly over three or four ice cubes in a glass and swirled until it feels cool. Then add very cold milk. If adding icecream, roll it into a ball a little less than the width of the glass and carefull add it before the milk. Pour the milk in slowly onto the icecream to give a neat layering effect with the coffee at the bottom and milk on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# i might make a load of coffee and stick in the fridge overnight
then try some different combinations in the morning and spend the day off my tits, gibbering, on a caffeine high
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# fuck, I could eat some ice cream right now
sainsburies basics no flavour pure white frozen milk like lovely 80p ice cream

that would involve getting off my ass though, effort. I could die, lack of ice cream. In the time it took to type this I could have got ice cream. sad now. Stream of conciousness posting, sign of mental illness, lol, mental illness hahaha WEEEEEEE well, maybe, oh, that's a nice car I can see from the window. I'll stop now nobody is going to read this unless I say "TITS" and "HOT BREASTS" yeah I bet someone just saw those words in quotes and started reading and then they got bored at the part where I said I could have got ice cream or even earlier, I'm not looking at the screen now, I'm even bored with what I'm typing but I can't stop, dear god HELP. Can't stop, oh there's some guy with a cane, oh now he has gone, that was exciting, phew, anything could have happened other than is appearance and then dissapearance which was the only likely outcome.

I can see some kind of flying black chicken too, that's nice, nice car is still there I should stop now before I fall asleep.

/no reason blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:15, archived)
# GO BUY SOME FUCKING ICECREAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# NO
I HAVE ICE CREAM IN THE FUCKING FRIDGE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Your fridge is fucking?
I always wondered where they came from. I just assumed they were made in China.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# BULK GLORIOUS 5 YEAR FRIDGE FUCK SEXY PLAN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)