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the new minister for Tea...
From the Monkeys! challenge. See all 217 entries (closed)
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:02,
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Nice ainmation, really, but FUCK tea.My Mrs has just brought me an iced coffee.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:04,
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Sorry, I just dislike the stuff.Shame we never got a coffee vs tea image challenge.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:13,
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I'm drinking coffee now as it happens.I feel like a traitor. But tea is my one true hot-drink love.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh',
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:19,
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I love everything about coffee,The taste, the smell, the way it cuts through to the palette, clearing the way for anouther mouthful of cake. And the number of forms it comes in, from hard-arse ristretto to full flaming homosexual caramel latte.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:22,
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Tends to leave your mouth tasting a bit minging, though.I tend to brush my teeth or have gum or mints after coffee. Even good coffee.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh',
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:25,
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True enough. Or drink more coffee to take the taste away.Or more cake.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:26,
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Also, sorry for sounding like a twat in the original reply.It really is a nice animation.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:28,
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Home-made.Yeeeaaaahhh.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:12,
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ice cream in it, or just a cold milky coffee with ice cubes?
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:15,
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The Mrs had icecream.I'm happy without.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:16,
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i've become addicted to them, after not drinking coffee for a few yearsi've yet to perfect my own homemade one yet
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:21,
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I've had a play with it.An espresso shot (or if using instant, only just enough boiling water to dissolve the coffee and sugar) in a cup - the cup drains a lot of the heat out of it, which then isn't transferred to the final drink. Then the shot is poured slowly over three or four ice cubes in a glass and swirled until it feels cool. Then add very cold milk. If adding icecream, roll it into a ball a little less than the width of the glass and carefull add it before the milk. Pour the milk in slowly onto the icecream to give a neat layering effect with the coffee at the bottom and milk on top.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:26,
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i might make a load of coffee and stick in the fridge overnightthen try some different combinations in the morning and spend the day off my tits, gibbering, on a caffeine high
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:36,
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Fuck yeah. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:45,
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fuck, I could eat some ice cream right nowsainsburies basics no flavour pure white frozen milk like lovely 80p ice cream
that would involve getting off my ass though, effort. I could die, lack of ice cream. In the time it took to type this I could have got ice cream. sad now. Stream of conciousness posting, sign of mental illness, lol, mental illness hahaha WEEEEEEE well, maybe, oh, that's a nice car I can see from the window. I'll stop now nobody is going to read this unless I say "TITS" and "HOT BREASTS" yeah I bet someone just saw those words in quotes and started reading and then they got bored at the part where I said I could have got ice cream or even earlier, I'm not looking at the screen now, I'm even bored with what I'm typing but I can't stop, dear god HELP. Can't stop, oh there's some guy with a cane, oh now he has gone, that was exciting, phew, anything could have happened other than is appearance and then dissapearance which was the only likely outcome.
I can see some kind of flying black chicken too, that's nice, nice car is still there I should stop now before I fall asleep.
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(that would involve getting off my ass though, effort. I could die, lack of ice cream. In the time it took to type this I could have got ice cream. sad now. Stream of conciousness posting, sign of mental illness, lol, mental illness hahaha WEEEEEEE well, maybe, oh, that's a nice car I can see from the window. I'll stop now nobody is going to read this unless I say "TITS" and "HOT BREASTS" yeah I bet someone just saw those words in quotes and started reading and then they got bored at the part where I said I could have got ice cream or even earlier, I'm not looking at the screen now, I'm even bored with what I'm typing but I can't stop, dear god HELP. Can't stop, oh there's some guy with a cane, oh now he has gone, that was exciting, phew, anything could have happened other than is appearance and then dissapearance which was the only likely outcome.
I can see some kind of flying black chicken too, that's nice, nice car is still there I should stop now before I fall asleep.
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discomeats This canoe,
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:15,
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GO BUY SOME FUCKING ICECREAM. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:19,
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NOI HAVE ICE CREAM IN THE FUCKING FRIDGE
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:21,
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Your fridge is fucking?I always wondered where they came from. I just assumed they were made in China.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:23,
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BULK GLORIOUS 5 YEAR FRIDGE FUCK SEXY PLAN
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discomeats This canoe,
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:41,
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There are very many types of teaSaying "FUCK tea" is a bit akin to saying "FUCK plants", except even sillier. For instance, do you also FUCK chai tea? Chai lattes? How about Rooibos vanilla? Rooibos caramel? That's a nice one, that is.
That's the problem with the internet. People overstate their oversimplified opinions.
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boris the spider,
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:33,
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Chai is foul. My Mrs loves the stuff.Rooibos isn't even tea.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:43,
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Technically, this is trueI love chai lattes anyway. Maybe that makes me a big girl's blouse. I always suspected it was so.
( boris the spider,
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:52,
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shopped only please *clicks*
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:07,
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:)Clegg looks uncomfortable...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:19,
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