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# Needs more cuts and plasters
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:08, archived)
# You try fitting this gag onto a standard screen without some wanker berating you about optimizing...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Ok
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Did I do good?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Scarper, it's the optimizer fuzz...!
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:18, archived)
# I can go smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# haha
you can run..............
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# But you can't optimise?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)
# I feel I'm being mocked for not knowing more about optimising images.
And yet, I'm also quite subtly proud of that fact.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# How small do you want it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:25, archived)
# I'd ask if this was still funny, but it wasn't that funny to begin with.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:29, archived)
# "optimizer fuzz" gave me a chuckle...to be honest I'm never bothered how large a post is....
I only know they're large from the comments....unaffected on broadband I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:31, archived)
# What I like was that I only noticed because of scruffy's defensive responce to wobbly's completely unrelated comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Mong question
how do I determine image filesize when browsing in Chrome? Just so I can see what a fantastic job you are doing.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Chrome? No fucking clue.
They range from 60k to 17k. I did consider a 3k black and white one, but the joke was already dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:46, archived)
#
"right click the image and click on Inspect Element. then click on the resources tab. scrolldown until you see your image on the left and click on it to get info. a real pain isn't it?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# down to 17kb is a pretty good job
without any loss of quality too!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:58, archived)
# It's small, but is it funny?
Would it be funnier if it was bigger?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:08, archived)
# You need this :
View Image Info extension - https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/jldjjifbpipdmligefcogandjojpdagn
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Bless you, Father
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:38, archived)
# This is what happens when you ass_u_me...
Whaddya call one of them things where everyone piles in with their own gag or version?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Bandwagons?
This wasn't a bandwagon, this was me being a prick. Hi, I'm Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:58, archived)
# It's like a one-man bandwagon of shit...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# i thought it was funny
but then i'm a bit of a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 6:51, archived)
# I was refering to the word Mong and relating this to the nutter who keeps posting good artz about young girls with cuts and plasters....
(Just call me Mongy)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:09, archived)
# I didn't get the reference.
I haven't been here for a while and may need time to catch up on all the oddness.

Is there anything else I should be aware of?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)
# I can be a bit of a twat sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Oh and yo may have missed this?

* Click for a massive amount of cdcs!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:17, archived)
# I did miss this.
And I'm so very glad about that...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)