Does anyone want some financial advice?
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:37,
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I have 27p
I wish to invest it into a fool-proof get rich quick scheme.
Any suggestions?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:46,
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Right now your greatest asset is your ability to generate an income
Put that in your money box and in a few months when you've earned enough, put another 27p in there.
When you have over AU$1000 I can invest it in a stable economy for you. You're going to make it baby.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50,
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I got so excited by this investment plan
I blew all 27p on a 2nd class stamp!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:52,
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Now you have to work twice as hard just to get back to sqare one
Make sure you spit all over whatever you send to whoever with your stamp.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:55,
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invest it in Mono's bumhole
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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50,
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If I had £10 to spend in a shop . . .
I got a mars bar worth 40p, a newspaper worth £1.15, 2 Curley Wurley's worth 20p each and a packet of mimi-Babybel worth £2.87, how much change should I have left?
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Q4nobody,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:54,
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OMG...Years of silence...and now this.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:21,
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