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# ha ha, On a very similar note, I had a very public
and VERY angry 2 minute hate about that tawdry rag the other day.

One of those situations when you finish you look up and people are just sat there open mouthed.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)
# My in-laws visited the other weekend, infecting the house with its ghastly presence.
I swear I could hear Melanie Philips stirring up bile even with the thing folded up.

I took great pleasure in lighting a fire with it the other day :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)
# I love my mum
but she's started reading "it".

She genuinely can't see why I think it's a racist hate rag.
She thinks I'm "reading too much into it"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:14, archived)
# I went for an interview there the other day
:(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
# As someone once said to me
"It's fine to have principles if you can afford it"

I think it might have been you, actually
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Probably
With my CV I think it's fair to say I've shown I'm willing to sell out my principles if the money's good enough

Don't think I want to work there though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)
# You've worked at Hooters?

You could plot something subversive at the DM...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Given the number of people I now know who work there
We could probably take the whole thing down around them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)
# at Hooters?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Oh hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)
# You'll be totally misrepresented...
...by the time it goes to press.

I bet you spent 10 minutes being asked questions about which Revel you like the least. Then your responses will appear in an article about how the EU is conspiring with gay gypsies to drive down house prices.

"I fucking hate them. You never know what you'll get. And it always leaves a horrid taste in my mouth."
(xaer0mancer, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# I successfully badgered my mum into stopping buying it
eventually she had to agree that "but I like the crossword" was not a valid excuse
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)
# On the whole they (the Dail Mail) could whistle Dixie for all I care about them.
But they are responsible for one of the most shittly insidious bits of made-up-utter-bollocks ever, that for a few minutes "writing" by one of their hacks has caused so much fucking grief I can't begin to describe.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
# A mate of mine works for the DM
He used to work for the Sun as well, but is actually pretty left-wing. Still not sure how he does it, I couldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)