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(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:00, archived)
# I glanced at the front page of the Daily Mail the other day. It described Abu Qatada as "Hate Preacher"
pot, I thought, meet kettle.

Also - quality pic :o)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# *ponders a meat kettle*
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Uh-oh. Rule 34 alert.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:08, archived)
# "If you can think of it, there's porn of it"?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Yes
I uploaded several "meat kettle" videos to youporn just last night.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)
# ha ha ha indeed.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:06, archived)
# pfft!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:08, archived)
# ha ha, On a very similar note, I had a very public
and VERY angry 2 minute hate about that tawdry rag the other day.

One of those situations when you finish you look up and people are just sat there open mouthed.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)
# My in-laws visited the other weekend, infecting the house with its ghastly presence.
I swear I could hear Melanie Philips stirring up bile even with the thing folded up.

I took great pleasure in lighting a fire with it the other day :o)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)
# I love my mum
but she's started reading "it".

She genuinely can't see why I think it's a racist hate rag.
She thinks I'm "reading too much into it"
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:14, archived)
# I went for an interview there the other day
:(
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
# As someone once said to me
"It's fine to have principles if you can afford it"

I think it might have been you, actually
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Probably
With my CV I think it's fair to say I've shown I'm willing to sell out my principles if the money's good enough

Don't think I want to work there though
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)
# You've worked at Hooters?

You could plot something subversive at the DM...
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Given the number of people I now know who work there
We could probably take the whole thing down around them
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)
# at Hooters?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Oh hell yeah
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)
# You'll be totally misrepresented...
...by the time it goes to press.

I bet you spent 10 minutes being asked questions about which Revel you like the least. Then your responses will appear in an article about how the EU is conspiring with gay gypsies to drive down house prices.

"I fucking hate them. You never know what you'll get. And it always leaves a horrid taste in my mouth."
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# I successfully badgered my mum into stopping buying it
eventually she had to agree that "but I like the crossword" was not a valid excuse
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)
# On the whole they (the Dail Mail) could whistle Dixie for all I care about them.
But they are responsible for one of the most shittly insidious bits of made-up-utter-bollocks ever, that for a few minutes "writing" by one of their hacks has caused so much fucking grief I can't begin to describe.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
# A mate of mine works for the DM
He used to work for the Sun as well, but is actually pretty left-wing. Still not sure how he does it, I couldn't.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Kill the fluffy facist!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)
# What's
wrong with its face ???
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 8:36, archived)
# It should read...
"Save £12.50 on your hopping at waitrose"
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Excellent
*clicks*
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)