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[challenge entry] Twist for your lives, Peons!

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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 4:42, archived)
# please take care not to overwind cock, mechanism has sensitive moving parts
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 4:49, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the buttprostitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 5:03, archived)
# It isn't a very efficient use of space
www.we-make-money-not-art.com/archives/2012/02/farming-the-unconscious.php

Try this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 5:25, archived)
# Nice!
Perfect for spaceships.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 5:31, archived)
# Margaret Atwood got there first
in Oryx And Crake. ChickieNobs™ are genetically altered chickens that just grow as a lump of muscle fed by a tube.
In case you haven't read it, it's a great book, I strongly recommend.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 5:50, archived)
# Yep, tho I envisioned it as more of an abstract lump.
Shapeless in a mesh bag. Just my reading of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 5:55, archived)
# I think I saw it somewhat that way too.
Actually she's written a couple of others since then that I've been meaning to check out, this has reminded me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 6:07, archived)
# "Year of the Flood" is follow up and is fucking ace.
Not best by her, but best texture. Speculative Fiction should
resonate with current trends and she bangs it hard in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 6:10, archived)
# Sounds good, but you should know that I think society is ready for soylent green.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 5:59, archived)
# Hahah I've been a vegetarian for a looong time gronkpan.
Meat is meat from where I'm standing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 6:05, archived)
# It's the best conversion of cellulose that humans can digest.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 6:22, archived)
# Grubs!
Get your Hot Grubs!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 6:28, archived)
# Grubs are also very tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 7:35, archived)
# which in turn reminds me of Frank Herbert's sligs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tleilaxu#Sligs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)
# But the ticking annoys me when I want to sleep/read/do the sexy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 7:56, archived)
# I'd suggest driving a spike into each eardrum.
Only that would make hearing the alarm bell impractical.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:00, archived)
# I think this plan need some more polishing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Hey, guys. You guys!
look
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:45, archived)
# but but! what about terrorism!
they'll use the clock mechanisms to make a bomb timer

and they'll use the glowy numbers and pointers to make the bomb!

it's political correctness gone mad!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:41, archived)
# It's not regulation.
Wait...
(xaer0mancer, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)