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# Murdoch was right, they *are* trying to make it more honest...

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Their souls are empty. They fight without honour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)
# The power of teh internets will drive him back into the sea!
(EricTViking, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:10, archived)
# 50p?
not too bad for bog roll...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Not advised
newspaper ink all over your backside?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)
# haha
soak it, scrunch it up, use it as a bung...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
# You'll have the word "GOTCHA!" imprinted on your bum
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:50, archived)
# probably the kind of thing that some of their readership would actually like as a tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
# backwards
!AHCTOG
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Newspaper print is harmless
Its reading them that causes problems.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Hehe
Pray silence for the classic gag...
'I once tried to wipe my arse on The Sun... but more shit came off the paper...'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Hahaha good one
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# I'm usually a nice, reasonable bloke, who can tolerate many people's opinions, despite not agreeing with them...
...but anyone who bought this because they thought it would be good, is a stupid fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:56, archived)
# these first editions sold on e-bay are going to be worth 2,100,312,613 galactic credits each in 273 years though.
haha - that's the only reason i bought the last newsoftheworld and wrapped it in tinfoil and buried it in my mum's grave.

think about the greatgrandchildern
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)