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# So, what happened to M3essential then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Wanked himself into a paste.
The paramedics had never seen anything like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)
# the paste is now being tested by NASA scientists
but no one knows why
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Probably
FILTHY SCIENCE™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Well,
they did seem to solve the problem of those heatproof tiles falling off the space shuttle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)
# The tiles are still up there in space, the shuttle isn't.

Looks like it's doing its job a bit too well.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)
# The power of WANKPASTE™
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)
#
SPAYCE WANKPASTE™©®
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)
# It has the same properties as The White Gel from Portal 2
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)