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[challenge entry] reading the newsletter would be different on a tablet


just shake to refresh

edit: bindun, really need to look through the pages proberly
edit edit: need to learn to spell also

/thick twat

From the Austerity Britain challenge. See all 107 entries (closed)

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Still, quite nicely done.
I miss The Duke of Prunes, MrPineapple, The Neville & Dixipoos.

Where did they go?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
# The Neville
got married and is doing his web development business still.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Did he marry an Amish?
Marriage is no excuse for leaving b3ta. Flounce or death are the only true ways out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)
# DEATHFLOUNCE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)
# DEATHFLOUNCE:
The Life Story of Michael Hutchence.


Best biopic ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I think he left
because the furry porn got to him in the end. He suffered from nerves watching Disney films because he kept expecting them to break out into yiffing.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Yeah, but that's just a hazard of the workplace. I'd equate it to poison gas in coalmines
or falling in molten steel in a foundry. You don't hear coalminers complaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Certainly not Peruvian ones.
I think what you need to keep doing stuff for b3ta is a very low work-load at work and minimal supervision.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)
# A natural tolerance to yiffery helps but is not neccessary.
Must have own crayons.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)
# The Duke of Prunes opened a chip shop in Oslo
leaving him little time to post here.

MrPineapple was put in a coma voluntarily, only to be awoken when the first animal (m/f) is elected for PM.

The Neville got married and is doing his web development business still.

Dixipoos lurks around here from time to time, but his used y-front e-shop business is taking up much of his time.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)
# So, what happened to M3essential then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Wanked himself into a paste.
The paramedics had never seen anything like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)
# the paste is now being tested by NASA scientists
but no one knows why
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Probably
FILTHY SCIENCE™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Well,
they did seem to solve the problem of those heatproof tiles falling off the space shuttle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)
# The tiles are still up there in space, the shuttle isn't.

Looks like it's doing its job a bit too well.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)
# The power of WANKPASTE™
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)
#
SPAYCE WANKPASTE™©®
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)
# It has the same properties as The White Gel from Portal 2
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Aint seen one of those in ages
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)
#
Was tempted to buy one of the pocket ones the other day when i took the missus to hobbycraft the other day. didnt bother in the end
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
with this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)