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# This makes me want to read all that up there
but i cant be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# It is a bit tl;dr but seriously, SBF should compile all these lovely stories, make a screenplay or something.
It'd be a lot like Chris Morris' Jam, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# what does tl;dr mean?
I thought it meant thread deleter.

Is he not just copying and pasting them from somewhere? He seems to type them out lightening quick, unless he types them out in advance...!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Too long; didn't read
And I reckon he's written all of these in advance, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# excerpts from his upcoming biography perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# I write them while I'm having a brew before work in a morning, then paste them up here when his nibs posts.
I've not got much more left as I'm getting bored doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# I'm like that
I enjoy it for a few days and then can't be bothered any more, like today.

I have to write a good one soon as I've promised to put one on the back of a t shirt for the b3ta auction
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Someone's going to turn heads down the pub if they win the bid on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# I suspect he writes one a day ready for the appropriate time
I do the same sometimes, but not always.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Makes sense. Actually, yeah, he confirms it up there^
A lot of potential in these short stories, I must say.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:17, archived)
# First three are here, the rest are timed to publish one per day.
talesfromtheb3tasite.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# ^this
I'm the laziest reader in the world
pictures ftw :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# You're missing out
it's superb
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)