I meant read the dictionary definition in the link, then you will understand what a clagnut is. You must have them in Japan. I would love to know what you call them.
Edit: I've emailed my friend in Tokyo to see if he knows.
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:56,
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Hot off the press, there is apparently no Japanese word for clagnut,
although they have many words for shit. I bet their arses are caked with them. Caked, I say. And there is nothing they can do about it, as they have no words to describe them.